This is our guide to the world of circuit symbols. As we (which means in the most common terms: Bernhard and Rainer) typed all this text and thus read all these lines several times, it is obvious that no damage to you, your computer equipment and your health will occur by reading this (quite long) sentence or the whole amount of sentences except for getting dry eyes, a dry mouth (wide open), and - maybe - a dry gin which could knock you out - or out of your shoes - or whatever. (phew !)
WARNING: THESE PAGES CONTAIN EXPLICIT CIRCUIT SYMBOLS AND ARE RECOMMENDED FOR USE ON CHILDREN OF ALL AGES WHO ARE INTERESTED IN BECOMING EDUCATED ! ( IF THERE ARE ANY )
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What is all this 'Circuit symbols' stuff we're talking about ?
First of all, some words about the circumstances that made these pages grow out of the dust of our knowledge of the English language ...
(Limerick, written by me, (the proudest neverthinkingofwritingalimerickatanytime) Rainer)
For a quick start, simply click on one of the items which then will pop up on your screen.
(Give it a try, it is free of charge, you won't need to subscribe anything to get further !)
For a slow start, read the manual of your current operating system first, realize that you're not made for it, and then click on one of the above buttons.
Unbelievable ! YOU PRESSED 
ON
THIS PAGE ! Where did you want do go to ? This IS the first
page !
If you went through all of this, you're done. Disappointed ? Ask for more fun from the fabulous "duo infernale":
"Is this your hamster ?" - Bernhard
and
"Oh shut up !" - Rainer.
also known as:
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